Dear Eugene Oregon,

Being 107 miles south of Portland does not make you immune to BarFly Magazine's nice stiff rod of awesome. We are currently filling the database from our adventures in your charming town, and using our stringent review guidelines (fuzzy memory and logic + personal bias and embellishment = successful review!). We were originally hoping for more damn hippy hangouts because even though most of us hate hippies, we certainly love their drugs. What gives, Eugene, we thought you were like a hippy mecca?

Love, BarFly Magazine

Recent Reviews From Users & Abusers Like You

Wednesday, March 26, 2008
ah, the good times
Taylor's Bar And Grill
- by:sue sparling
Saturday, March 22, 2008
the good ole days
Max's Tavern
- by:carl
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Max's - A place to drink
Max's Tavern
- by:Ratboy
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
You love it
Samurai Duck
- by:Metal Army
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
waitress
The Horsehead
- by:eric
Friday, November 9, 2007
Max's
Max's Tavern
- by:Michael
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Horsehead food!
The Horsehead
- by:Old time Eugenean
Monday, September 10, 2007
why maxs is fuckin sweet
Max's Tavern
- by:drwierd
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Samurai duck tales...
Samurai Duck
- by:A no. 1
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Cunnilingus
Jo Federigo's
- by:KudraSoul64
Thursday, March 1, 2007
jamesons
Jameson's
- by:mikey
Sunday, September 10, 2006
It even made Neil Diamond seem cool ...
Max's Tavern
- by:Baby Jesus
Friday, August 25, 2006
stool lover
Jo Federigo's
- by:kleptomaniac
Thursday, August 24, 2006
I love horses
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- by:horse lover
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Blue Brothers
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- by:S
Monday, August 21, 2006
bloody mary's rock my face off
Taylor's Bar And Grill
- by:dressed for success
Monday, August 21, 2006
prospects
Diablo's Downtown Lounge
- by:jennifer
Monday, August 21, 2006
samurai ducked
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- by:miss finn